Post by Kawiie on Apr 24, 2014 23:55:24 GMT
Item: Exploding Seal Papers
Price: 両800
Description: No, they aren’t some novelty item and no, they don’t blow up in your hands….not this batch anyways. No, these exploding seal papers are for jutsu use only, particularly the kinds of jutsu that turn your meat-bag opponent into little chunks of said meat-bag. Already pre-inscribed, just use the jutsu and these guys are armed and dangerous.
Item: Ink and Brush
Price: 両500. Additional ink can be bought for 両300 per bottle.
Description: Art is truly a beautiful form of expression, and your opponents will agree, at least, before they get mauled by your hellish creations. This set of items is generally useful to art-based jutsu requiring ink, though it’s said to have some conventional use also…but that’s a little less fun.
Item: Wire
Price: 両1500 per spool.
Description: Usually there isn’t much to say about wire, but today….there’s about the same amount to be said. This is your ordinary, everyday spool of wire, known for its wide versatility and almost limitless potential for arts and crafts, or, you know, tying Fuuma Shuriken to your hand and flinging them around. It’s true! I saw it once.
Item: Rope
Price: 両2000
Description: And now we move to wire’s fatter, weaker brother, Rope. Rope, while useful, is generally less useful than the unwavering metal weave of the mighty wire. No Fuuma Shuriken worth throwing would be caught dead attached to this, unless of course, you decide to tie it on there. Really, the Fuuma Shuriken does not control your life. Did I mention it’s also flammable? OH BOY is it flammable.
Item: Eggshell Grenade
Price: 両2000
Description: Ah yes, the Egg Shell grenade! Nowhere will you find an item better suited for blinding your unknowing team-mates for the rest of their lives. Covering your eyes simply will not do when one of these is thrown, heck, anything short of throwing your head in the dirt will protect you from this thing, though, hiding behind a tree and THEN covering your eyes might work. It’s a largely trial-and-error process, though the first error may get you killed.
Item: Poison Vial
Price: 両3000 per vial.
Description: Yes, we carry poison. Because here, we fulfill all your Shinobi needs, and if you so happen to be some strange maniac dealing in poison jutsu, well, you’re just part of the family. These vials of poison are sure to put the sting in your opponent’s step as well as their stamina. In fact, this poison loves the taste of stamina; it eats the stuff for breakfast. Says it tastes like chicken.
Item: Poison Bomb
Price: 両5000
Description: Remember that stamina eating poison? Well we packed that stuff into a ball just to make your life a little easier….or harder depending on who you are. See, we felt that vials weren’t really much good for throwing as much as they were for coating things, so we threw that noxious venom inside this nifty little sphere so you can get the drop on your opponent or play catch with your friends.
Item: Smoke Bomb
Price: 両2000
Description: Want to disappear in a flash? The smoke bomb is the way to do it. When thrown, the smoke bomb explodes in a billow of thick smoke, masking a Shinobi’s escape…or attack.
Item: Bandages
Price: 両1500 per roll.
Description: Yes that’s right, bandages! You aren’t superman, it’s not like you don’t get hurt! Every good shinobi needs to admit to getting injured, it’s part of the job description! These things will keep everything inside you, blood, organs and what not, as well as making you just a little more fashionable.
Item: Gourd
Price: 両100.000
Description: It’s like a giant squash, but it’s most useful squash you’ve ever had in your life. This big lug can carry all the water you’ll ever need to pull off a bunch of super awesome Suiton moves, or to keep you hydrated, your choice. Word of warning though, it’s not very good food-wise but then, when has squash ever been good to eat?
Item: Scroll [Various sizes]
Price: Small-両500, Medium-両1000, Large-両2000, Huge-両5000
Description: Need a scroll? We've got hundreds! Big ones, small ones, ridiculously large back-breaking ones and well, normal ones. Yep, you want scrolls we got scrolls, hell, we should be the Shinobi Scroll Emporium with all the scrolls I got. Whassat? What do you need a scroll for? Well...if you don't wanna carry that ridiculous head-cutter all the time, bind it to a scroll and you'll barely know it's there!
Price: 両800
Description: No, they aren’t some novelty item and no, they don’t blow up in your hands….not this batch anyways. No, these exploding seal papers are for jutsu use only, particularly the kinds of jutsu that turn your meat-bag opponent into little chunks of said meat-bag. Already pre-inscribed, just use the jutsu and these guys are armed and dangerous.
Item: Ink and Brush
Price: 両500. Additional ink can be bought for 両300 per bottle.
Description: Art is truly a beautiful form of expression, and your opponents will agree, at least, before they get mauled by your hellish creations. This set of items is generally useful to art-based jutsu requiring ink, though it’s said to have some conventional use also…but that’s a little less fun.
Item: Wire
Price: 両1500 per spool.
Description: Usually there isn’t much to say about wire, but today….there’s about the same amount to be said. This is your ordinary, everyday spool of wire, known for its wide versatility and almost limitless potential for arts and crafts, or, you know, tying Fuuma Shuriken to your hand and flinging them around. It’s true! I saw it once.
Item: Rope
Price: 両2000
Description: And now we move to wire’s fatter, weaker brother, Rope. Rope, while useful, is generally less useful than the unwavering metal weave of the mighty wire. No Fuuma Shuriken worth throwing would be caught dead attached to this, unless of course, you decide to tie it on there. Really, the Fuuma Shuriken does not control your life. Did I mention it’s also flammable? OH BOY is it flammable.
Item: Eggshell Grenade
Price: 両2000
Description: Ah yes, the Egg Shell grenade! Nowhere will you find an item better suited for blinding your unknowing team-mates for the rest of their lives. Covering your eyes simply will not do when one of these is thrown, heck, anything short of throwing your head in the dirt will protect you from this thing, though, hiding behind a tree and THEN covering your eyes might work. It’s a largely trial-and-error process, though the first error may get you killed.
Item: Poison Vial
Price: 両3000 per vial.
Description: Yes, we carry poison. Because here, we fulfill all your Shinobi needs, and if you so happen to be some strange maniac dealing in poison jutsu, well, you’re just part of the family. These vials of poison are sure to put the sting in your opponent’s step as well as their stamina. In fact, this poison loves the taste of stamina; it eats the stuff for breakfast. Says it tastes like chicken.
Item: Poison Bomb
Price: 両5000
Description: Remember that stamina eating poison? Well we packed that stuff into a ball just to make your life a little easier….or harder depending on who you are. See, we felt that vials weren’t really much good for throwing as much as they were for coating things, so we threw that noxious venom inside this nifty little sphere so you can get the drop on your opponent or play catch with your friends.
Item: Smoke Bomb
Price: 両2000
Description: Want to disappear in a flash? The smoke bomb is the way to do it. When thrown, the smoke bomb explodes in a billow of thick smoke, masking a Shinobi’s escape…or attack.
Item: Bandages
Price: 両1500 per roll.
Description: Yes that’s right, bandages! You aren’t superman, it’s not like you don’t get hurt! Every good shinobi needs to admit to getting injured, it’s part of the job description! These things will keep everything inside you, blood, organs and what not, as well as making you just a little more fashionable.
Item: Gourd
Price: 両100.000
Description: It’s like a giant squash, but it’s most useful squash you’ve ever had in your life. This big lug can carry all the water you’ll ever need to pull off a bunch of super awesome Suiton moves, or to keep you hydrated, your choice. Word of warning though, it’s not very good food-wise but then, when has squash ever been good to eat?
Item: Scroll [Various sizes]
Price: Small-両500, Medium-両1000, Large-両2000, Huge-両5000
Description: Need a scroll? We've got hundreds! Big ones, small ones, ridiculously large back-breaking ones and well, normal ones. Yep, you want scrolls we got scrolls, hell, we should be the Shinobi Scroll Emporium with all the scrolls I got. Whassat? What do you need a scroll for? Well...if you don't wanna carry that ridiculous head-cutter all the time, bind it to a scroll and you'll barely know it's there!
